Posts Tagged ‘Sarcasm’

Hey Wal-Mart! I See Glaring Omissions in Your New Sustainability Index

Friday, October 16th, 2009
Dear Wal-Mart, Let me apologize in advance for any sarcasm you might detect in this letter. It’s late, and I’ve been losing sleep for about two years, basically working for free to wake people up to the environmental crises we face. So you can imagine that I’m a little bit cranky. And maybe just a little bit jaded by big box companies that profess to be going green, when “Big Box” seems to be the antithesis of green. Wal-Mart, Wal-Mart, Wal-Mart. You are big and muscly. And now you want

Celebrity Birthdays For July 30th, 2009

Thursday, July 30th, 2009
Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu Happy Birthday to you! The Star Celeb would like to wish the following people a very happy birthday completely free of sarcasm this July 30th, 2009: Hilary Swank who turns 35 Tom Green who turns 38 Vivica A. Fox who turns 45 Lisa Kudrow who turns 46 and; Arnold Schwarzenegger who turns 62 Have a wonderful birthday everyone. Christa Bledsoe and Julie Wein